what I wake up to every morning

Freedom of speech!

Tampon Arts and Crafts

This is what America has come to? Do we have that much extra stuff lying around that we can just build tampon blow guns and play tampon flutes all day? This is what the armies in world war three are gonna be armed with - riding in tampon tanks and shooting tampon rockets at each other? Don't go to bagdad, you might be blown up by an Improvised Menstrating Device? Don't people still have jobs to go to? We're in the middle of a recession for chrissakes!

200 pounds? 200 pounds on the left side of your ass!

Recession Thought

"The last of a dying breed"

acidddddddddd

somehow awesome.

"the self-proclaimed kings of budget rock"

New Yorkers v. New Yorkers

The most akward.